V a r i o u s a n d S u n d r i e s f r o m S t e v e n C. W y e r
An old lady had a hearing-aid fitted, and kept it hidden underneath her hair. A week later she returned to the doctor for her check-up. "It's wonderful - I can hear everything now," she reported very happily to the doctor. "And is your family pleased too?" asked the doctor. "Oh I haven't told them yet," said the old lady, "And I've changed my will twice already."